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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 19:11:02 GMT -5
...Dick Cheney popped out from a bush and shot me. Luckily for me, I survived because...
Yes, I know, Dick Cheney isn't the VP anymore and this joke is overused and old... I know, I can't be original.
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gabriel
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"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 20:05:31 GMT -5
I have amazing super clothing of steel. As I was falling I thought...
(Dick Cheney's so good at aim, that he doesn't even need to SEE where he's shooting... Oops, guess not!)
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 20:10:40 GMT -5
..."Did I happen to finish painting the dog this morning?" However, before I could remember...
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gabriel
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"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 20:14:01 GMT -5
A giant marshmellow morphed into existance underneith me. bouncing to a stop, and sliding down, I screamed...
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 20:19:06 GMT -5
"I got gooey Marshmallows down my pants and it doesn't feel good!" This angered...
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gabriel
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"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 20:23:59 GMT -5
The yellow Man Magnet Operator. He appeared before me, Redfaced...
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 20:32:53 GMT -5
...over the fact that a woman was looking at him. Too bad...
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gabriel
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"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 20:41:45 GMT -5
That I had been blinded by the shiny sparkle helmet on his head. I lunged sideways savagely...
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 20:48:40 GMT -5
...to save that cute little poodle hat. Now, that the poodle hat was saved, I...
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gabriel
Creative Student
"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
Posts: 52
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 20:59:28 GMT -5
Heaved a sigh of relief. Standing up, I facepalmed, remembering that I had to...
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 21:02:14 GMT -5
...also make an extremely funny youtube video. Mainly it focused on me...
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gabriel
Creative Student
"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 21:27:47 GMT -5
And the scary Rabid Racoon that I named Cookie. The video was...
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 21:32:15 GMT -5
...a sitcom based on Cookie and me living together in downtown Racoon City. The main lure was going to be...
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gabriel
Creative Student
"Come into my Parlor, said the spider to the Fly"
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Post by gabriel on Mar 6, 2009 21:58:23 GMT -5
Trying to Steal cookie's cake, while not letting her know. It's very dangerous and...
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Post by SnakeYukin on Mar 6, 2009 22:04:22 GMT -5
...if Cookie ended up ripping my face off it would be put on America's Funniest Home Videos. But that didn't matter now because...
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